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Tyler  00:00

content warning. Although this is a podcast about kids movies, this podcast isn't for kids and may contain content some people find offensive

 

Misha  00:26

Welcome to Much Abu About Nothing. This is a podcast where we discuss and rate animated theatrical release Disney films using a rigorous rating system based on absolutely nothing. I'm one of your hosts Misha,

 

Tyler  00:42

and I'm another one of your hosts Tyler and gang. We've We've done it.

 

Misha  00:47

We we torture ourselves so you don't have to. We

 

Tyler  00:52

didn't. We didn't learn our lesson after Christmas Carol. We thought we've survived the worst of it. We can persevere. We didn't learn our goddamn lesson after bolt. And here we are now staring at a again, staring at

 

Misha  01:09

the abyss. Like

 

Tyler  01:11

Icarus having flown too close to the sun. Our hubris has tripped us. And we we are humbled watch. We watch cars, cars, a Pixar film from 2006 I think they started making 2005 Because it was like a 20 year anniversary thing. But I think it was released in 2006.

 

Misha  01:31

It was I have 2006 as the

 

Tyler  01:35

for this. And yeah, it's the first of a trilogy. Nice. Very good. Very good. First of a trilogy. And boy howdy. Let's let's get into it. We

 

Misha  01:48

All Long three weeks.

 

Tyler  01:52

So we mentioned last week at the tail end that like my wonderful wife had pipe to tail. Which we're gonna get into but like these cars, these are anthropomorphic cars.

 

Misha  02:05

Wait, well, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have so. Okay, we'll

 

Tyler  02:09

get into it. Yeah, but my wife last week was like sick like I think out of the you know, sweet kindness of her heart was like why don't you just like watch three of them and do one episode for the whole for three of them but would have been I

 

Misha  02:23

don't know if I had to. I took a lot of breaks during this watching sesh because I've never done that for any other monad even I didn't even do this for Christmas Carol. I walked away and I said you know what work is better than watching this movie my day job and I just walked away I was like yep, I'd rather go do other

 

Tyler  02:47

Yeah, I didn't give myself enough time to do that. I would have loved like a break to like go walk outside. But I didn't realize this goes as long as it is so I didn't give myself enough time.

 

Misha  02:59

Why Why?

 

Tyler  03:00

Why is car Why is cars. So before we get into the Misha is wonderful. Plot summary. We've read these movies for those who haven't listened before. Welcome to the podcast. We rate these movies on originality story animation, music and sound protagonist sidekick villain henchmen strong female lead bipoc representation slash portrayal and fun factor. And then they might get the movies might get negative points if they don't sit right or positive points for effervescence, that Durkheimian Disney magic, giving it a total score out of 110. Now, what was this movie cars all about? All right.

 

Misha  03:41

We're gonna be talking a lot about that. What do I think at some point? What? That's a very good question. What is this movie that so what happens in this movie? Yeah, is there are cars who are sentient beings. self driving self aware cars. There's this. It's a there's a race car named Lightning McQueen. And Lightning McQueen is in a race played by Owen Wilson. Wow, first, uh, wow. Worst character? Of all time.

 

Tyler  04:34

Yeah, not even the worst character in this movie. So let's like, hold the phone

 

Misha  04:38

away. Okay, okay. Okay, we'll get to this. Okay, so he's racing. He's a horribly arrogant and I will say arrogance is my least favorite quality and of all time in any being human car. I don't fucking care. So it's like first person Listen, and really don't understand. Okay, there's this race. The there's a three way tie. Yeah. And then he's so arrogant. He's like, I don't need a team of pit crew. Okay, there's a three way tie. Then there's the Piston Cup. That's actually my favorite joke from the movie.

 

Tyler  05:27

Oh my God, I didn't even get it. It sent over my head.

 

Misha  05:30

Yeah, they said it once they made a joke about it. And I was like, Okay, I like this. I'm like a pissed. Yeah, in cup, like up to a cup.

 

Tyler  05:40

That told I totally like,

 

Misha  05:43

the the ground play of this world. And there's a three way tie. So the three winners get to race, which I don't understand the rules. But these three tide winners get to race in the Piston Cup.

 

Tyler  06:00

Might I might I clarify this? In the beginning, it was the Piston Cup. But because there was a three way tie, they had an unprecedented Oh, US hybrid. Yeah. Piston

 

Misha  06:11

Cup. Okay, two piston cups. So they have to get to I don't know why, but they have to get to LA to do a second Piston Cup. On the way. So Lightning McQueen is the protagonist is being transported by a truck. The truck falls asleep. Lightning McQueen falls out of the back of the truck ends up in a rural town called Radiator Springs. And then it's like a rural town out west somewhere. He's like, Ooh, they're dirty and poor. Tyler, you could you can get bored with Lightning McQueen, about this. Tyler hates poor people, and then is stuck there for what feels like four fucking years of my life. That's it and then learns some lessons, falls in love with a blue car, then makes his way has to fix the town, fixes the town makes his way to LA doesn't win, because he stops to help a car that crashed. And then somebody else wins. And then he goes back to live in the town to gentrify it. Mm hmm. Yeah. And yeah. Is that kind of the movie?

 

Tyler  07:39

That's kind of the movie we can get into the Meteor. A lot. Yeah, we can get into that with story. But yeah, that's as far as like an overall thing that's, that gets most of the mess. I will just clarify that. Haha, it's a funny joke. I don't hate for people moving on. You're gonna add, Joe. We can get there. We can get there with story but first off originality? Or do you want to do do do.

 

Misha  08:12

I feel like okay, I have so many questions about the story. I think we should just like gloss over everything super fast and then get to the story. Like get to my big burning questions.

 

Tyler  08:25

Okay. I think originality we can go quick, because there's not a lot. Yeah, talk about.

 

Misha  08:31

Its original. I don't think of any societies that are all car based.

 

Tyler  08:35

That's true.

 

Misha  08:38

Oh, wait, this is B. Is this based on Steve McQueen? Yeah,

 

Tyler  08:41

that's there are many like, nudge nudge wink wink nod, like for sure.

 

Misha  08:47

All right,

 

Tyler  08:48

but the thing that Okay, so the move like actually, let's just jump back to this plot a little bit. So it's all about this big shot. Arrogant Big Shot landing in a small town and learning the meaning of like, true American values or like community or family or whatever. Really, with the backdrop of cars, but it doesn't do it in a fast and furious, really good little family centered way but Boehner gets a tailpipe Boehner which is also back to back to it's so confusing this really but um, no the back to originality though because we're gonna get into like you

 

Misha  09:26

aged like at least six years why I feel

 

Tyler  09:30

like I felt like what Yeah, Julian Glover if that's his name at the end of Last Crusade when he just like ages really quickly after drinking from the Royal

 

Misha  09:38

Mint yeah turns into a crumbly skeleton with crumbly skeleton or crumbling

 

Tyler  09:42

skeleton boy after this goddamn movie. And we have two more to go. Okay.

 

Misha  09:49

Shake it out shake.

 

Tyler  09:51

Shaking it out a little bit. Originally, so when I watched this movie, yes, I have never seen a movie in a world completely. Vehicles. Made of with, with references human made things but with no humans in it. Wait.

 

Misha  10:05

Okay, we'll get we'll get to that I have any questions. So, but let's just speed through I think we need to speed through Yeah, everything else and then like sort of jump back to story because

 

Tyler  10:21

because this yeah cuz there's a lot that is just like we don't need to go in order right? Yeah okay and there are a lot of things that like it's we know SPOILER ALERT gang but like some of these categories are definitely gonna get ones like strong female lead so we can just you know cut to the chase here let's talk about okay boom

 

Misha  10:39

well there is a strong female lead on female

 

Tyler  10:41

leads one next. I do want to mention some of it originated because watching this movie I'm like yes I've never seen this world in this weird world building that John Lasseter has decided in his people to do. But it wasn't original. I didn't feel as original how many times I can't name a bunch of movies, but how many times have you seen big shot tap city person goes to small town and learns the meaning of Christmas or learns the meaning of community. Like this is humility. This is Footloose. This is dark Hollywood. Michael J. Fox Movie. This is a half of the hallmark

 

Misha  11:20

for the I've watched Footloose for the first time recently, and I don't know what you're talking about.

 

Tyler  11:26

Well, yeah, he I guess he goes there and he changes the town. But he goes he's a city Cape

 

Misha  11:31

Town is so this is the opposite. Because the town is like yeah, we need to learn from city but in cars. It's like oh booth fast paced life. No, I want slow. Yeah, I have light pollution. Yeah, have you seen pollution?

 

Tyler  11:49

I haven't seen in a while but it's like Michael J Fox is like a big shot Doctor Who wrecks a fence and gets punished and has to community service in a small town. The plot is eerily similar to cars actually. Now now that I think about it. And I just feel like I've seen this before and like made for TV movies on Disney are like Hallmark movies like Christmas prints, but not that one. Like Like, someone needs to learn the true meaning of whatever I mean even fucking Christmas Carol for Christ's sakes to Yeah, I don't know. It's not like it's not like a one originality, I just didn't find it very original, I found it to be kind of a tired trope of a story. Anybody out there, send me some email us with like other movies that you can think of that are like this, because I know they're out there. Just the names aren't coming to my head, my brain right now. tip of my tongue. But I would give this something like, like, something similar to like, Brother Bear. Like it's like a story that's hitting a lot of beats that have been told before. I feel like it's got to be a four because instead of a five because it's like, I don't know, like Brother Bear. It's like the same sort of story tropes with a different skin on top of that kind of thing.

 

Misha  12:57

So yeah, you mean a different rap? Like, you know, car reps a different

 

Tyler  13:02

Bronx?

 

Misha  13:05

Got them here in the Bronx. Yeah, or Yeah, like a car wrapped. And then walk across the street just right across street and go grab yourself a beer at our local brewery. Oh,

 

Tyler  13:15

nice. Is a car wrap the same thing as getting like a new paint job or?

 

Misha  13:18

No? Tyler, what

 

Tyler  13:20

is a car rep.

 

Misha  13:21

Whoa, a car app is like a literal sticker wrap thing. But you can get like cool, like hologram and a holographic shimmer. You know, what do you call it? It's like, if you hit a certain light, it's like purple. But then you drive a little on screen and like,

 

Tyler  13:40

ah, yeah, so that's what is that? That's not like a holograph like or metallic.

 

Misha  13:44

Like you can get metallic cult like they're usually metallic. It's very cool. Maybe because I'm just used to seeing a lot of wrapped cars around here.

 

Tyler  13:55

Right? So originality, I think like a,

 

Misha  13:58

I think a four Do you want to do? Yeah, that's fine. Okay, so

 

Tyler  14:02

I'm gonna put a four in there. Are you going to do it? You're doing it and the one for strong female lead because we already covered that.

 

Misha  14:09

Let's skip story for now. Because it's gonna be it's gonna be a big one. The bulk of what I have to say. Yeah.

 

Tyler  14:16

Okay, animations.

 

Misha  14:18

I was very surprised at how much I liked this animation. Yeah, I

 

Tyler  14:24

thought the animation was really good.

 

Misha  14:25

I thought it was excellent.

 

Tyler  14:26

I like there are things that I didn't like about it, but that's more just like the story like why do cars have tongues? And why does the I

 

Misha  14:36

had the exact same question but I think that falls into story like all of the questions I have. Yeah, yeah. What? Yes.

 

Tyler  14:47

But like the the use of light like the I think it's called, like Ray tracing like the way that the light was was done in this was really beautiful.

 

Misha  14:56

Opening with the sheen on The car on Lightning McQueen. The scenery like the neon lights, the road like Oh, I thought it was really good. Yeah,

 

Tyler  15:09

I thought it so too I thought it was I mean this is very strong Pixar like doing what they really yes do best i would give it a very high score. Yeah, I agree actually I agree. i There are things I didn't like about like the landscape I didn't like how like the mountains were shaped like cars, but it still looked beautiful. Like the this I hate car racing, but the race was like they did. They made. They made the like, speed of the cars look really exciting.

 

Misha  15:35

Physics felt kind of real. Yeah.

 

Tyler  15:38

I think as high as nine. I was gonna say nine times

 

Misha  15:43

hate to say it. No, I think so. No. Because I

 

Tyler  15:48

know, but I think like it deserves a nine like

 

Misha  15:50

lost. We lost what? 12 years of our life. Yeah, lives separate lives together. Because we're friends. Whatever. Oh, you say it. I have aged terribly since watching this movie this morning. And yeah, it's my jacket. But the animation was excellent. I think and I am very mad to give it a NINE and a high score. But I think we should. Yeah,

 

Tyler  16:18

nine I still don't think it gets to Bambi level. Good. But nine. Yeah, correct. Okay, moving on to music and sound. Now this is our old buddy Randy Newman coming back. Yeah, and I did let's put the

 

Misha  16:35

and a lot of covers Yeah. of previous Yeah, so Okay. I have opinions that I think you might be surprised by.

 

Tyler  16:45

Okay. Let's jump into that because I didn't like the first song. I didn't like the last song the really most you like sort of like, country song at the end? I didn't like it in

 

Misha  16:59

sync. Oh,

 

Tyler  17:01

I thought you're gonna yell at me. Okay, sake. And I know.

 

Misha  17:05

It's like, I'm Joey fat one. Joey

 

Tyler  17:09

fat one that Backstreet Boys. That's backstreet Fatone. Not fat one. I think it's fun. Yeah, but you don't spell it? s a t o n e.

 

Misha  17:26

Okay, so there's wide. I'll be Joey fat wad. If it makes you feel better,

 

Tyler  17:31

Joey. Sir, wherever you are. Justin Timberlake

 

Misha  17:35

was okay. And not getting an apology for me. Justin Timberlake was in NSYNC. Yeah. Yeah. So we're like that for this category.

 

Tyler  17:46

Or you can say we're like the brothers of Car Talk who make an appearance in this. I

 

Misha  17:51

was so excited about that clicking clack, the tappet

 

Tyler  17:54

brothers. Yeah. They were in it. Yeah. Yeah. So I didn't like I didn't I didn't like even the covers of old classics like route 66. I didn't like any of that. I thought it was all bad. I thought it was all awful. But paradoxically, I thought Randy Newman's score was totally okay. And it was better than his work and A Bug's Life. I thought it was pretty good.

 

Misha  18:20

I will say I thought the music fit very well. And while I don't like any of those songs, I thought it worked really well for the movie. The the covers or the score. Or both the covers? Yeah, there was this one song called our town where they were trying to make you feel sad. Like, this. Time and Place doesn't exist anymore. And we should feel bad about it. Yeah, I didn't like that song. Because it was like, This is stupid. But that's more along the story. Like yeah, like it because of the story. I thought the music was good for this shitty movie. Yeah, I

 

Tyler  19:12

thought like, yeah, it's good.

 

Misha  19:14

It felt right. I

 

Tyler  19:15

agree with that. I do agree with that. And I thought the covers

 

Misha  19:17

like, I don't like the songs originally that much. But I thought the covers were okay. Compared to the original verse like, okay for a movie for this movie. Listen, I had just like something. I felt like

 

Tyler  19:34

that's what animation was for but

 

Misha  19:37

true. I didn't think the movie was as bad as you do. Did while watching it.

 

Tyler  19:49

I mean, it's like, yeah, I agree with you. I agree with Randy

 

Misha  19:54

Newman did a good job with the score because I was surprised when I saw his name in the credits because I was like, oh, That's it. The score was better. Yeah.

 

Tyler  20:02

I agree with that. I think the score was good. And I think you're totally right about the songs fitting the film. Like, like before it before it came up. Life is a high I knew that life is a highway song was god damn movie. Sure,

 

Misha  20:15

like how many car songs are there? They're all stupid. But so is this movie. So if you're gonna make the stupid movie about cars, great.

 

Tyler  20:25

So what do you think and as far as like, How high do you want to go? I mean, like,

 

Misha  20:29

like better than middle like six. That's what I was thinking six. I

 

Tyler  20:34

think six score for this. We're going to Yeah, yeah. Okay, I think seven sevens a bit too much. Yeah. So sevens

 

Misha  20:44

too high in our rating system. Seven is good. Six is just like she just passed.

 

Tyler  20:50

Yeah, and I think this was yeah, it was okay. It was. It was pretty good. Nick did his job. So yeah. protagonist. So, okay,

 

Misha  20:59

I listen. If I could give this protagonist a zero I would.

 

Tyler  21:09

Wow. Even though he does learn in the end, he doesn't fucking learn anything.

 

Misha  21:13

He does. I guess he does. Yeah, winning isn't everything. winning

 

Tyler  21:17

isn't everything he does learn friendship is important. Friendships important needs a team teamwork. I shouldn't objectify the Porsche lady. I should treat her like a human being by human beings not a car being. Yeah. I really didn't like Lightning McQueen. And I do like oh, and Wilson. Like as a actor, usually. She's not a great actor, but I just like can't help love. Love him a weirdo? No, stop. He's

 

Misha  21:43

so obnoxious.

 

Tyler  21:45

Yeah, you're kind of right. I mean, I think I just like him, because he's in a bunch of Wes Anderson movies. And I

 

Misha  21:51

like Wes Anderson movies. And I feel like oh, again. Okay. We like need some weirdo Normie who's annoying to be in Wes Anderson movie. That's what I feel like. And there's no Normie like, he's, he's a Normie. But like, just weird. Rather than a weirdo. Who's good.

 

Tyler  22:09

It's his voice. I just can't I love it. I just can't. It's just so it's just such a such a. It's such a meme now, obviously, but like, yeah, they're like Skyrim mods where like, every time your horse moves, it goes wow. Like, that's just love that stuff. There's also one with Tommy was oh, it's like, Oh, Hi, Mark. Every time a dragon pops up, anyway. Yeah, he I think he should get one. He sucks.

 

Misha  22:35

Yes, thank you one next he Yeah, he

 

Tyler  22:38

like Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like but actually or whatever. I'm just like, keep does learn and grow. But like,

 

Misha  22:45

Should we give him a to for learning and growing?

 

Tyler  22:47

Yeah, maybe we should? Because it does. He does change and that's the I mean, no. Okay, we're gonna because we're gonna really know the story. So at the

 

Misha  22:58

end, he's like, Oh, I'm making us the Lightning McQueen headquarters.

 

Tyler  23:01

Yeah, to try to put the town on the map. Again. She

 

Misha  23:05

goes, there goes the neighborhood. So let's bring him back down to one because he sucks tailpipe. Okay, next. Okay.

 

Tyler  23:11

side kicks, which is Mater I think was his name or motto. I think it was Mater. The tow truck.

 

Misha  23:19

Couldn't talk.

 

Tyler  23:21

Mater, Moto, voiced by Larry the Cable Guy.

 

Misha  23:25

Did you see that? At the end of in the credits of this movie. The caterpillar from A Bug's Life was dead. Yeah. I mean, that's the caterpillar.

 

Tyler  23:36

Yeah, I didn't see that. Yeah.

 

Misha  23:40

I was trying to like

 

Tyler  23:43

it was the weirdest way to say yeah, yeah.

 

Misha  23:51

Anyway,

 

Tyler  23:52

sidekick Larry, the Cable Guy.

 

Misha  23:55

Doing his whole shtick want to talk about it? Or something about it? You talk about it.

 

Tyler  24:02

I think he deserves a one. Here's why. I find him horribly annoying. He's not funny. Maybe when I was a kid, I would have put this sort of like this accent is is me telling you that I'm a dumb character is classist and wrong and doesn't belong.

 

Misha  24:21

Thank you. I thought, Okay. I was worried by like saying, Oh, this character deserves a one. But I wouldn't be the one who's classist and whatever else you said. But

 

Tyler  24:35

no, I think no, I don't think it's just do that. Yeah, it's not we don't like him because he he is a character. It's like the movie is trying to be like, here's the comic relief a a hillbilly or whatever, like the right word. hicker.

 

Misha  24:53

Okay, it called hillbilly hell. Lightning McQueen does

 

Tyler  24:56

so I think I don't know what Larry DOM does. But you did. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I feel like this whole shtick is like just offensive to people or should be. Yeah. One. And he's boring. He's like, not interesting at all. He doesn't know. He does have heart which Lightning McQueen does not have in the beginning but but any any other person. And they got a lot of like big names to be in this goddamn movie. Any other person from that town could have been this character. So that's really like the only reason he's in it. It's because he's got this whole a

 

Misha  25:31

lot of characters in this movie and watching it. For this podcast, I was really confused as to who I was supposed to pay attention to. Yeah, because the whole time I was like, Okay, who's this character? Are they coming back? Like, what is this? I need to know their name. And looking up the cast and none of them come back. Yeah.

 

Tyler  25:53

And you could I guess someone could make the argument that like, all the people in the town are the side kicks too, but like,

 

Misha  26:00

Mater, I think is the like, he's the main one. Yeah, because he takes him out to the Okay, well, yeah. cow farm. I don't even know. We'll talk about that. Yeah, story.

 

Tyler  26:13

I'm getting exhausted. But yeah, I think you're right that like they didn't when there are too many names and too many, like, quirky characters this time, but none of them will.

 

Misha  26:26

Like actor cameos, which we didn't need kids don't need.

 

Tyler  26:31

Yeah. Oh, no need like Cheech Marin as a like low rider. We don't need George Carlin as a hippie. We don't. I mean, it's for us fine. But like, if you're going to introduce these characters give them like more than just a stereotypical one. dimensionless Yes, like the hippie stoner Volkswagen van and the drill sergeant, the drill sergeant that is like saluting the American flag, which is just like what fucking world is this? Yeah. movie

 

Misha  27:00

so much. Okay. Villain. Lightning McQueen. Like right who are

 

Tyler  27:08

we supposed to think is the villain in this is it supposed

 

Misha  27:10

Lightning McQueen? But the whole time beginning to end but I don't think the movie is trying to make mustache mustache I don't know the character's name green mustache green mustache

 

Tyler  27:21

man. And by man I mean car because this movie is it's. It's voiced by Michael Keaton.

 

Misha  27:29

Yeah. Why? Oh,

 

Tyler  27:32

my God. Chick Hicks. Is his name Chick Hicks.

 

Misha  27:37

Are we so much? What? Why have Michael Keaton Michael Caine, legendary Michael Keaton play moustache car. I mean, anybody?

 

Tyler  27:48

There are so many

 

Misha  27:49

six Chick Hicks chicks kegs. And oh, did you see at one point they call them chick magnet. And I was like, that's disgusting. Is he? I'm at a magnet himself. Is what does that mean? Anyway? Okay, one for villain. Because there is none.

 

Tyler  28:06

Yeah, the villain is like the I

 

Misha  28:09

mean, he lived in that town for five years at minimum, and there was no villain. So one in the town for five years of my life of your life, human years so far. I don't know how long he was actually there.

 

Tyler  28:25

Five days. He was only five days. henchman is also a one.

 

Misha  28:30

Yeah. Strong Female Lead we talked about. Okay. Let's get to bipoc representation portrayal.

 

Tyler  28:37

I mean, there's Cheech Marin. Yep.

 

Misha  28:41

And Jennifer Lewis, who plays flow who owns the diner. Get into that with the story. I'm not really sure.

 

Tyler  28:51

It's supposed to be like a diner but they but it's a gas station because that's what

 

Misha  28:55

right. And they're playing caricatures of. So Jennifer Lewis is black. Cheech Marin is Hispanic. They're playing caricatures of what Okay, maybe not whatever. I am glad that they at least have an throughout not zero people of color playing cars, but it's pretty bad. Because they're fucking cars. Yeah,

 

Tyler  29:18

it's just yeah, everything's assault. So back to like the this cars the hippie, this cars, the drill sergeant because of like, what's the car? caricatures? Right. Yeah. And so this car is a low rider with like, rims. That's the Latino guy and like, so yeah, I don't know. Maybe it shouldn't be. I don't know. Maybe it shouldn't be. It should be you close to one. Yeah. So okay,

 

Misha  29:39

do too, if they didn't if they were just characters, and voice actors, but it was like, oh, it's like they made the movie. And they're like, Oh, we got this little writer. We need to find somebody who's Hispanic. Oh, we've got this like sassy Cafe gas station. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe now maybe not. I don't know. Let's stick with the two.

 

Tyler  30:05

Yeah, I think they did not put a lot of thought into this. And they didn't like they didn't like it felt

 

Misha  30:10

like white people deciding like who would be Latino who would be black? Yeah. Rather than just having black or people of color actors. Yeah. I want to show we go back down to No, let's do a two let's do two.

 

Tyler  30:28

Yeah, maybe two for just because it gets a little bit all white thing. Yes. Yeah. Just it's a depressing amount of something. Okay,

 

Misha  30:36

let's see for fun factor after we do story. Same thing. I'm going to just ask you questions. And

 

Tyler  30:43

okay, I like this.

 

Misha  30:44

Yeah. Okay. Where are the humans? Yeah. So,

 

Tyler  30:53

theory, but I'm very confused because it's the word we're supposed to think that the world is just cars and planes, and helicopters. But who writes the newspaper that like is has the headline of Crash Bandicoot was named Dr. Paul Newman's character, duck, duck, duck down? Yeah, whatever.

 

Misha  31:15

The thing that kids watch about a girl Doctor doc

 

Tyler  31:19

Gordon, or something. Hudson Doc Hudson. Yeah. Hi, Hudson, Doc Hudson, who was earlier the Hudson Hornet, the fabulous Hudson Hornet, which actually was a real car, apparently, and NASCAR racing. But there's like a newspaper clipping of him crashing. And it's like, who wrote that goddamn newspaper? Who? Where are the humans? And okay, what's your theory? Have

 

Misha  31:43

it I have a theory. I think this movie takes place in the future when self driving cars become sentient, and have destroyed all the humans and you can't see inside of them. And humans are like to do get in my car and then one by one, they eat them and alive. Okay, as you can see inside. So it's kind of a do that, until all the humans are gone. But I have more questions. That

 

Tyler  32:17

but how does that explain their windshield eyes and their weird mouths with teeth and tongues because you don't need

 

Misha  32:25

those for a car to see. Why do you need windshields? windshields are for humans to see out. But if you're self driving,

 

Tyler  32:32

yeah, but we see their them as like we don't see them as windshields. We see them as eyeballs. Yeah,

 

Misha  32:37

they're sentient. They can be but how

 

Tyler  32:41

did they develop those eyes? How did they develop the mouth instead of just being a sentence?

 

Misha  32:46

Okay, this is how our humans are like, Oh, we're so tired of working. We got to make robots to do all the jobs for us. And they make a robot to build the car. And then the robot is like, I'm gonna make them sentient. And then they start producing themselves to have eyes. And mouths and tongues. Okay,

 

Tyler  33:11

okay. Here's my counter idea. This is a world that they thought would be cool, but they didn't really think it through. So they like mentioned. So they fucking have Los

 

Misha  33:25

Angeles meta, you're down to meta, I want you to think about like, get inside the world of wanna, like, sure. Okay, I can agree this movie is shitty, right? The people who made this movie did not think it through. But I want you to pretend like we're inside the world of cars. It's sucking a life force out of us because the cars want to kill us. And they're draining our life force to take over the world. Okay, fast forward to we're in the future where there are no humans and cars, and only cars

 

Tyler  33:59

and then you fast forward again, because we're in the future. We're in a future

 

Misha  34:03

just get to the human part. Now comment on the human part because I have so many other world. I can

 

Tyler  34:10

add my brain is hurting. I can't like Okay, so if if this is if the world is like a future in which humans have been devoured and the world has been replaced by machines, then it's also you have to think it's that plus it's also one step forward, where they're nostalgic about their 1950s route 66 They have,

 

Misha  34:32

like, ingrained memory of, of past cars that are still existing, right? Like we have cars from that era. We have fucking model A's and Model T's that are in their frames, have their memories and histories within themselves and can share that knowledge of the 50s With the current cars this

 

Tyler  35:02

also might be a this might be like a sort of Brother Bear slash Freaky Friday scenario where like the humans are cars and some weird experiment gone wrong or too many nucular microwaves. And people have become cars and they just don't really sell. They still listen to Hendrix like the hippie Volkswagen. Like talks about Jimi Hendrix. No,

 

Misha  35:27

that's the car wagon. Oh, no, no, no, I don't think humans have anything to do with this. Not our conscience. consciousnesses.

 

Tyler  35:39

Okay, all right. This is just we can't we can't get back. I'm literally going insane thinking about how people fit into this because it's just more

 

Misha  35:48

questions. It's okay. So have you noticed all of the animals not just humans have been replaced by cars? The flies are bugs the cows are tractors? Are the bugs

 

Tyler  36:05

and the controllers? The bull was the turned into the harvester combine thing? Yeah. Are

 

Misha  36:11

they smart? Are they intelligent? The way that we would define and who as humans would define intelligence, and do those cars view them as like lesser beings and other pets. Are the animals in the car world? Like can they say they can't speak because fucking tractors just Moo? Yeah, okay. What are they harvesting? For? Who are the harvesting food for who?

 

Tyler  36:44

Biofuel? I don't know like some biodiesel. Maybe it's what they're going for their? Again, they didn't fucking think it through. And also there if I can clarify they weren't flies. They were beetles because how hard they were. Because this movie is just a fucking, like, 50 year old white man like elbowing you in the ribs? Like get it? Car joke. Breaking news, spelled with breaks like a car.

 

Misha  37:07

So okay, now are those tractors? Owned by a farmer? No,

 

Tyler  37:15

they're owned by now. There's no farmer or no people who

 

Misha  37:19

owns you know how cows have owners like farmers. Yeah. Who owns the crackers? Frank

 

Tyler  37:28

the contract Frank the harvester? He's the standard for the farmer.

 

Misha  37:33

He's a bull equivalent. Yeah. It doesn't make

 

Tyler  37:37

it doesn't make a lot of sense. And there's like a there's a bank that sponsors chick kicks.

 

Misha  37:44

There's a big I have a question about Oh, speaking of bank, what is their currency? Yeah, because we do Guido we're talking about selling tires. Yeah, okay. And then lightning you're

 

Tyler  37:55

selling hands to people are selling legs to people because

 

Misha  37:59

and Lightning McQueen says I get mine for free which I was like wait a second. So what's the currency of this world? Yeah, and when before lightning no answer Tell me Tell me Tyler what is the currency of this world?

 

Tyler  38:14

Look, it's like Soul coins or something. It's something like something in the in the gas that like can be transferred via Oh. smooching or like, fluid exchange. Where

 

Misha  38:26

does the gas come from?

 

Tyler  38:29

Dinosaurs because look this so this world building is fucking fucked up like it just in any Okay, here. Let's go back to your animal thing really quick because yeah, all the animals are machines also, but then the head of the

 

Misha  38:46

company blip the blimp can talk the blimp can talk

 

Tyler  38:50

yeah, so there is like a fair few players some are animals some are not animals in our

 

Misha  38:57

Okay, by the way, if we're saying cars are like racing cars are humans humans are animals. So rephrase that?

 

Tyler  39:04

Well, the tractors are kind of like cows in this right? So yeah, but

 

Misha  39:08

you said animals like humans aren't animals. They're all animals.

 

Tyler  39:12

Yeah, yeah, that's your to me. I misspoke. But okay, but back to that though. The I like

 

Misha  39:16

to correct people and say that humans are animals. The knobby running around naked No, we know when it shouldn't we want as we go. I mean, humans are ugly. I don't want to see it right. I don't like where we've come as well. Anyway, that's a different topic.

 

Tyler  39:37

I would say that I I agree with you mostly but except for the part where we should all be running around that

 

Misha  39:42

because if we never work clothes in the first place you wouldn't have a problem with

 

Tyler  39:47

  1. Yeah, but that's that I live in a world where like, I do have a problem with it now and I don't want to see my own Naked running around going on the metro. Like my my jingle like hitting some old lady might disagree. I think she'd probably agree with me. But back to my I have a really important animal question. That probably

 

Misha  40:07

agrees with me. I'm not saying I want to see you running around with your jiggly bits hanging out. I'm just saying all animals should be. Okay, okay,

 

Tyler  40:19

let's get back to cut back to my question. So the tractors are talking about Tyler's jiggling. Let's stop talking about my ham hawks and get back to brass tacks which is this goddamn stupid movie? The, the tractors or cows Right?

 

Misha  40:33

Or grass tracks. That's what they say this girl's like getting mad. They doubt

 

Tyler  40:39

we are off the rails. If there were trains in this universe, we're off the rails.

 

Misha  40:42

There are trains was there travel? Yeah, that was a train Yeah, we sing the train and the train we would

 

Tyler  40:51

win beat the train and that yeah, as the drain if you know what I mean. Head the head of I've got to get this out. Like or I'm going to fucking lose it. The guy like that. I thought that was great. No, it's good. It's just a mind losing my mind because this text is aimless text. I think the owner of Dinoco the company, China co dynaco. The owner of that company is a car but he's got a pair of long horns on the front of his car. Oh, that's from the old time. From the old time. Okay, when animals were a thing. Yeah, good luck. Okay. All right. I guess that's the

 

Misha  41:33

best rich because he's very rich, right? Like, Dynamo is the pinnacle of society. Right? It's like look, we've dominated the Earth. We've cars have dominated the Earth. Wow. Dynamo is saying like we have done it. I am so rich. This is like the number one company in the world that every car wants to be part of. And I'm so rich. I have long horns on my car, which is from life and then like

 

Tyler  42:12

all of these so then if that is the case if this is like way in the future humans are gone. i It's hilarious and super disturbing that these cars like everything is like a shout out back to the humans. Like there's a J limo instead of Jay Leno. There's like a there's like a Mario

 

Misha  42:30

right in the face to like, Schumacher for dominating Earth. Yeah. But is speaking of planet Earth. There are plants in this movie. pollinates the plants? Look,

 

Tyler  42:44

you're you're blown the lid off this thing, but the answer is lazy. worldbuilding Okay, also I love how someone else meaning of this ship movie when Lightning McQueen is giving his like, in the beginning when he's giving his like half assed like sponsorship speech and someone yells Freebird I fucking love that that's great.

 

Misha  43:06

I'm so do frequently didn't notice and I still don't think I care.

 

Tyler  43:11

Yeah, and so I in my notes are states exist, cities exist countries exist. Like Japan. There's a Japanese do Yes.

 

Misha  43:19

Patient because it's the near future. It's not like a million years. It's like they've just maybe like 50 years ago. Humans have gone so there's still a history of human civilization and animals for them to like, be proud of ruining so how

 

Tyler  43:38

do you how do you how do you explain in your in your explanation? How do you explain the SUV who's like, a war veteran who salutes the flag? And does revelry like revolution?

 

Misha  43:50

That's an old car. Okay, it's like 50 years from today. Oh from 2006 Okay, that car still exists and it has I said it has an its frame or did it fight for the human story? Yeah, it's just like brainwashed a little bit it's like personality still there from when it like originally fought with humans for humans. And then it like became sentient because was given this ability by robot overlord. Oh, speaking of overlord I have another question for you. At one point, the truck Mac says thank the manufacturer capital T capital M Thank the manufacturer. You're alive. Like thank God, who is the manufacturer?

 

Tyler  44:37

Good question. And the the the traveling tourists couple to get our last at some point the wife says, like Richard

 

Misha  44:45

Kind and that redheaded lady with the beehive McLeod. I don't think she always looks like that. But her

 

Tyler  44:51

last name is McClurg I love her. She was in what was the other movie? She was in A Bug's Life. Yeah, she was in A Bug's Life. Oh, yeah.

 

Misha  44:58

There's a lot of crossover. They explicitly tell us in the credits,

 

Tyler  45:03

she says like bank Chrysler, or something like that. She says Chrysler instead of Christ at the end, so Okay, so at McLaren, the

 

Misha  45:12

so do you think Chrysler is the son of the manufacturer manufacturer?

 

Tyler  45:17

Yeah.

 

Misha  45:18

Who is the manufacturer?

 

Tyler  45:21

This is like, this is

 

Misha  45:24

a human that like, this is what I think. I think it's Elon Musk. Okay.

 

Tyler  45:29

I was gonna say this is like a this is like, Henry Ford's like, what? He's fever. Yeah.

 

Misha  45:36

Elon Musk is in space and he's dead. His body is just floating around somewhere. Yeah, but the first sentient car that he builds is a Chrysler. This would have to be a crate who's the CEO of

 

Tyler  45:52

Chrysler. Oh, wait. Okay, so wait a second though. Manufacturer, man. You fax for

 

Misha  45:57

Chrysler? I have news for you. Her name is Christine. Fuel. Chris gasoline fuel. F e u e ll fuel

 

Tyler  46:09

with the current Oh, here it

 

Misha  46:11

says Shawn, our good all good. Now I'm confused.

 

Tyler  46:16

Is this the current head or we are so lost? By the way? She

 

Misha  46:21

owns Fiat. I think this is correct. So Christine fuel

 

Tyler  46:27

Whoa, manufacturer. Whoa, man, woman. Whoa,

 

Misha  46:31

man. Yeah, I think Christine fuel is the manufacturer. She creates the sentient car that then creates a rest like this robot car. That creates all other sentient cars that decide cars need to dominate earth. Because for too long, humans have been driving cars. It's time for cars to drive themselves and drive humans to extinction.

 

Tyler  47:03

Hmm, that should be the tagline of this movie. Drive humans to extinction. I want to see okay, so now I want to see the gritty reboot where they because you know every fucking movie is a fucking reboot these days. So they do a gritty prequel reboot of like the the birth of cars, kind of like those. Those like Planet of the Apes movies that came up?

 

Misha  47:25

Yes. Yes, that's what this is. Dirty cars, dirty

 

Tyler  47:30

cars. Get your wheels off me you damn dirty cars. Okay, so back to story. This is unless you have more insane questions that are gonna make us both go mad. So okay, so this, this story is kind of I mean, it's bonkers. The world is insane. It doesn't make a lot of sense. And if you try to make sense of it, you will like we have go like okay into it. I do have crafty and despair.

 

Misha  48:02

I do have more questions. Okay. So in the story, this comes up a lot where we know who is one of my great uncles, and Luigi are trying to sell tires. And they keep saying, like, gave you three or four sets? Do they put them in their trunk? Like how many tires? Can you fit in a truck?

 

Tyler  48:25

Yeah, when they say three or four sets, that's at the end when like the the module Rottie in the Ferrari

 

Misha  48:30

up to 16? Yeah, 16 tires.

 

Tyler  48:34

Well, they probably have like trailers with them, aka like servants or employees

 

Misha  48:39

and the tar machine. Okay. I have a question. So the tar machine that they're using to repave the road? Is that not a vehicle?

 

Tyler  48:50

It did not seem to be taught. Yeah, it did not seem to have what sentience to it.

 

Misha  48:55

So like so you have a blimp, you have a helicopter, you have a train. Those are all sentient. tractors. You have a harvester and the cars.

 

Tyler  49:05

Did you think the harvester kind of looked like Hopper from A Bug's Life by the way? Or is that just me? Kind of looks like hopper.

 

Misha  49:10

thank anyone know who else? I mean, but like also, what is this ranking? Like? We said, there's like cows, who can't speak and act stupid.

 

Tyler  49:21

It doesn't seem to be a rust based system, because there are a lot of

 

Misha  49:26

mailboxes today Oh, I totally missed somebody at some point says Mater says like when the stampede of cows goes just tell people we like ran over mailbox. Those are something can leave, right? Yeah. Do they write letters to each other?

 

Tyler  49:43

Well, that's the thing packages. There's there's the newspaper going back to the newspaper where like a headline is works. Who writes that? Is it the news? Okay. We have to move on because this is going insane and and it's

 

Misha  50:00

So if you haven't seen the movie, you can understand why it feels like it took what 22 years of our life off of us. We're gonna die next year from old age. So in our 30s So this was more in our 30s Before we watch this movie

 

Tyler  50:15

now we're 400 something. Now we're in the car land living in the world of cars, we've we've we've aged that much into the future. So this, this story is, it's fucked up. And it's just not. I could Okay, so I could see liking this when I was like four or five. I could see this being a really fun. No, I

 

Misha  50:33

wait. A kid kid is not sure. Yeah. I asked my sister who is the parent of a three year old boy and a an almost six year old boy. If they liked this movie, and she said, No, they walk away every time they like they asked for it. And then it's too slow and they walk away. They cannot watch this movie. But then I asked the sixth row. Do you like his movies? Like, yeah, I like it because he likes cars, but he doesn't like the movie. He likes maybe 10 minutes of this movie. Yeah. Yeah, I

 

Tyler  51:11

can see that. Pacing is the pacing is really bad. It's like 30 minutes too long,

 

Misha  51:16

probably at least 30 minutes an hour too long. It's like an hour too long. It's like, an hour and a half too long.

 

Tyler  51:25

It needs to just be Well, that's a bit.

 

Misha  51:28

I mean, six minutes long. If you're gonna say that our shouldn't four minutes.

 

Tyler  51:32

The movie just shouldn't exist. Basically, it should just be the end credits for John Ratzenberger is watching movies with him himself in it. I love that was the best part of John Ratzenberger. So at the end for again, for those who don't watch this movie, but if you haven't seen it at the end, they do the thing like they did at the end of Bug's Life where they're like bloopers and kind of stuff. And John Ratzenberger as Mac the the trailer truck is watching car versions of Pixar movies like Toy Story. Monsters and

 

Misha  52:02

toy cars. toy car story. Yeah. Monster cars, monster trucks,

 

Tyler  52:10

Inc. A Bug's Life was just A Bug's Life. Was it? Yeah.

 

Misha  52:15

Oh right. Yeah. Abajo he

 

Tyler  52:16

sees like PT he sees his character PT flee. He sees his character Yeti The Abominable Snowman from Monsters Inc. and on and on. And that's funny because he's like this actors Great. Hey, wait a second. They just keep getting the same voice that was quite funny. I like that.

 

Misha  52:30

If we had a category for credits scenes credit scenes with John Ratzenberger it gets to

 

Tyler  52:38

get a tenant and now what I don't need is then once the sappy song comes on like it scenes still shots from the movie again like we don't need to see the we just

 

Misha  52:48

wait we just watched at Romans three Yeah. They've really tried to build up Romans. Oh, by the way. Yeah. Why was there Romans in this movie? What are they going to do? Tell me explain to me what they're gonna do.

 

Tyler  53:03

I'll tell you right now. Lightning McQueen is going to take that big nasty frog Kamath tongue of his and stick it right up. Carreras tailpipe Yeah, that's what's gonna happen. And it's kind of back to my original because I we didn't get to my original question from the beginning of this episode was alright, it's like are hurdles fucking Are they just said Are they just by the way? I've seen like, they do three or four pairs of turtles fucking in the past like month. It's been great. Why? Because they're like turtles. Yeah, like walking around with with Oslo. They're like turtles around where we live. And they're just like,

 

Misha  53:39

have you taken pictures that you know, because they're fucking like, Oh my God, who cares? They're animals. Oh,

 

Tyler  53:46

Misha. Ooh, wow. Wow. Earned how elitist?

 

Misha  53:51

Excuse me? What? What do you mean?

 

Tyler  53:53

They're animals? Who cares? Come on. I mean, like,

 

Misha  53:57

shame on us.

 

Tyler  53:59

Oh, I see. So that is so make sure you're putting

 

Misha  54:02

these restrictions. Like they don't care. They're fucking in front of

 

Tyler  54:06

  1. Yeah, but I wouldn't like if someone if I was well, I mean, it'd be you. Yeah, it would be on me. On me if I was fucking at the side of the street. Yeah.

 

Misha  54:17

We wasn't gonna say oh, yeah, God. Oh, kittens won't stop licking each other's butt holes in it's the worst thing ever in the whole world.

 

Tyler  54:24

So speaking of buttholes when these cars are going constantly and there's exhaust coming out of their exhaust pipes, are they just like farting constantly are those farts that are coming out what is coming out of their tailpipe? I

 

Misha  54:36

think it is just pollution. Like they're like pro light pollution, pro air pollution. THAT'S IT Pro.

 

Tyler  54:44

Imagine how gross that that whole stadium was filled with an audience of cars like imagine how they love huffing it That was gross. Speaking of gross things as well. Did you notice in the beginning when the two fans the twins that love Lightning McQueen last gym. No,

 

Misha  55:00

I didn't. Yeah, so not notice that and I hated them so much. For those

 

Tyler  55:07

who haven't seen the movie again, don't watch his movie if you haven't seen it, but you could maybe probably find this on YouTube because there's probably a clip of it because it's so cringe. There's like two young girl cars that are twins and Mia, they flash lightning McQueen. Like they turn on their headlights, which is clearly like, you know, flashing him and he says, I'm like, It's good to be me or something fucking gross and chauvinistic to hate this.

 

Misha  55:32

I'm gonna say something. This might be controversial. I would watch A Christmas Carol again before I watch this movie again. Oh, wow. I would take the nausea over. Whatever the over losing years off of my life. Yeah. Because like, I actually felt I walked away so many times. I was like, so I'm normally like, Okay, I've got my notes. I'm ready. I'm gonna watch this movie. I'm gonna page I was like, sideways on my couch. rolling my eyes. While I was yelling at a Christmas carol a lot. I'd rather be angry and disgusted than whatever I was during cars. I will not. I was also just so everybody knows. Was 100% sober. In all of the ways watching this movie, which was a huge mistake. I do not recommend that. If even if you don't drink or do drugs, like run on a treadmill while you're watching

 

Tyler  56:39

D or something and Oh, Tyler. Whoa,

 

Misha  56:43

calm down. That's not everybody's cup of tea.

 

Tyler  56:45

Vitamin D. Sunshine. No. Know get your feet you'll get your you know, I wasn't winking like you are not get your head up at the gutter.

 

Misha  56:58

Get your head out of the gutter work hard drive.

 

Tyler  57:02

Really doubt. Okay,

 

Misha  57:05

I guess it's also a bowling Okay, so

 

Tyler  57:07

let's go back to your your bombshell the statement. Okay, what is worse, this movie which has like

 

Misha  57:13

I would rather read disgusted than bored to literal death.

 

Tyler  57:17

This that's the thing. Christmas Carol was gross. But it's a timeless story that like is likable. But it's just a horror to look at.

 

Misha  57:26

Throw up I'd rather throw up thinking about A Christmas Carol, then. And

 

Tyler  57:36

so this this movie, it's like the story is it's it's aside from like, the very well done animation. It's it's a horrible, twisted world. That doesn't make sense. And the story is very paint by numbers and boring. And it's like it's like Pixar slow. It's like the flaccid blow last in this version of Pixar. It's like, they even have their Pixar moment of like, here's the lesson and here's the maturity of this movie that's under the behind the scenes like, like we need to care about like America's failing towns, because we built the highways and yes, highways are awful, and a lot of economy like was lost and a lot of local businesses were destroyed. But like it was all of that it was really ham fisted and really just, like kind of immature, and it's in his take on like a very seriously Okay,

 

Misha  58:26

so we'll say, I imagine my dad loving this movie, because he was born in the 40s. And like, was a teen and young adult in the 50s. And I could imagine a boutique. Yes. Like, this is what America is about. And that's who wrote this movie.

 

Tyler  58:48

Yeah, John Lasseter. Had some quote like, like, two things run in my veins Disney and motor oil and it's like fuck you.

 

Misha  58:59

Like, okay, the world is shit. Like, we don't need more garbage from cars.

 

Tyler  59:08

I just think Yeah, it's like I don't know for for a movie that's that's messages the interstate system and the death of small town America is is something to be sad about and criticize and look back on like, like we lost something of America in in our rush to develop for a movie that that's the message Don't fucking make it all about cars. Like what the fuck is your problem? It's like it's absurd. It really is absurd and like also, you know there's the other thing where like those small towns America wouldn't accept Guido and and Luigi and

 

Misha  59:45

I let a like flow and Cheech Yeah, right Yeah, fucking right.

 

Tyler  59:51

So okay, I think this deserves a one What did we gotta get this? We gotta give this up. Sell

 

Misha  59:59

epic assay oil or, or gas? I call it a cafe. Like you know the old the old fashioned lube. Yeah,

 

Tyler  1:00:09

just call it a just called lube store.

 

Misha  1:00:12

Have you ever been to a Quaker Steak and lube? I've never been but they had them in Pennsylvania when we still live in Pennsylvania.

 

Tyler  1:00:19

I have not been to a Quaker Steak and lube. I've been to a Sheetz that's a very

 

Misha  1:00:24

I used to. Yes. So we've been to sheets. Many times.

 

Tyler  1:00:29

I'm just looking down at the Owen Wilson Paul Newman, Bonnie Hunt, shout out to A Bug's Life. The Black Widow, Larry, the Cable Guy Tony Shalhoub, Cheech Marin, George Carlin, Jennifer Lewis, Michael Keaton, John Ratzenberger. And then a bunch of like, like people that are in there for one thing like Jeremy Piven who's the the RV agent, agent, yeah. Bob Costas, dale earnhardt jr. Michael Schumacher, a bunch of other people who are like related to racing Jay Leno because he like likes cars or something. It's like so many people were in this movie that just it's all like in jokes for people that are John Lasseter his age and like have have his like background now anyway.

 

Misha  1:01:12

Yeah, it's not for kids. Well, it

 

Tyler  1:01:15

is it is fine. No, yeah. for like five minutes. Five minutes. Yeah. And that's it. Like I grew up loving Voltron and transformers. So I could see like, part like, a five year old boiler, maybe enjoying this, but then quickly, kind of getting bored of it. But I like Love me some transformers. But transformers are different. They're an alien robot. They're not like a they're not an A.

 

Misha  1:01:39

And there's fighting and there's bad guys. And there's good guys and like, Okay, well in real life. I don't appreciate that in cartoons.

 

Tyler  1:01:47

I do. Although back but looking back, and I loved the movie when I was a kid. But the Transformers movie was a big cash grab to like kill off characters to make new ones to sell more toys, which I didn't realize like kid, but I loved it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, my favorite character dies and matter. I cried when anyone died. Just so

 

Misha  1:02:05

sorry. A one because it's stupid. And what the fuck?

 

Tyler  1:02:10

Yes. So I Yeah, one for story. Fun Factor. I would give this a big stink to

 

Misha  1:02:18

one. Yeah, one. This sucked.

 

Tyler  1:02:21

I would love to hear I hope that yeah, you know, we repeat this at the end. And but I'll just say now like, I would really love to hear what other people have to say about this. So please, like shout out at us and email us and tell us what you thought about this movie. What do you think? What do you think the world that Misha was asking me about in my head exploded? Like what do you think's going

 

Misha  1:02:41

on my questions? What is this world?

 

Tyler  1:02:44

And I asked my two original questions. I asked.

 

Misha  1:02:48

I asked the parent of a six year old boy who is obsessed with cars. This kid loves cars his favorite color red orange. Can he sit through this movie? No. Yeah, he's like the perfect audience for this movie and says he likes it but cannot watch it.

 

Tyler  1:03:06

You should have much well don't watch transformers because a lot of transformers died. But the main character in that is Hot Rod. Red and Oh, orange speaking

 

Misha  1:03:14

of hot rod.

 

Tyler  1:03:15

This is Rodimus

 

Misha  1:03:18

this was rated G should have been at one point PG think there's that old lady car said I want to look at that sexy Hot Rod. Yeah, which I appreciate for a different movie.

 

Tyler  1:03:32

She also slaps a bumper sticker on his butt that says kiss my view, which was okay. There's also the T the possible teen cars flashing a celebrity car.

 

Misha  1:03:45

That I think is okay because kids don't kids won't notice. Yeah, is right. But then there was where they kept calling the police. Hell hillbilly hell and I was like, Yeah, Gee,

 

Tyler  1:03:57

I don't think this Yeah, it doesn't send the right message that like where, despite where you're born, you're, you're not all that different. It's like, I learned I learned small town values like that sort of little small town values are appreciated and

 

Misha  1:04:12

like we all share similar values. Yeah, it's bullshit. Anyway, um,

 

Tyler  1:04:17

I don't however think it I don't think we should take points off for doesn't sit right. Because there's like, we I think we hit it with story and fun factor in that regard. Like

 

Misha  1:04:29

I agree. It's, it's fine. Like, we have like the icky miss. Like, we were like, yeah, yeah, I mean, he's racist,

 

Tyler  1:04:37

but there's a bit racist, actually, kind of, and it's very, it's quite classist, and it is like, very classist. It is, it is almost as disturbing as Christmas Carol. It's just Christmas carols in your face to serving this is like if you stop and think. So actually, I think we should take some points off. It doesn't serve right mostly for the classism and for the stereotypes and stuff, like negative three. Okay, I'm finding Then just say minus two but I'm happy punishing it more. Okay. effervescence 00 Okay. Ready? Yeah. What is the total?

 

Misha  1:05:17

This only gives a 25. Good. Wow par with bolt. And that was a traumatizing movie. It's

 

Tyler  1:05:25

okay. I thought it was gonna be lowered to be honest. But um, the animation kind of saved it a little bit and music and sound saved a little bit. I thought it was gonna be like Christmas carol low the way we were talking. I thought

 

Misha  1:05:37

so too. I thought so too. You know why it's unfortunate if story could like, take over. If we'd have any other categories, and you just looked at story, this fucking movie. I am 80 years old now. I feel like I feel like I sat and lived multiple lifetimes of hell. And here we are in 2251 talking about this movie, it it honestly drained the lifeforce database is

 

Tyler  1:06:13

Yeah, and coming up next. Okay, so

 

Misha  1:06:22

we've got I will be getting high for two or three. Oh, my sister said, if you were to get obliterated, she says you were to get obliterated for two or three. Do it for two. She goes three, there's a little bit of an uptick to.

 

Tyler  1:06:37

I've heard two is the worst. Yeah, don't do it sober.

 

Misha  1:06:43

And I've learned my lesson. Let me tell you after watching cars, the first you feel young, like you want to mature real fast. And, or if you feel like I have so much time on my hands. I just want to waste a lot of emotional and mental time. Sure, watch hours.

 

Tyler  1:07:06

If you're like, I don't want to like barf on anyone's bus here. But like if you're like really into cars, and you really want to like waste your life. Yeah, then watch this. But if you're

 

Misha  1:07:16

if you're a 70 year old white man and up Sure. I hate this movie. I hate this movie more than I hate A Christmas Carol. Even though Christmas carol got by far the lowest score in this podcast. I hate this movie. Well,

 

Tyler  1:07:33

this just goes to show that our system our very science is is holding up a little bit because like our personal bias is you know, we can't it's hard to not

 

Misha  1:07:48

our system isn't working because

 

Tyler  1:07:50

our system is I was trying to like defend it. But it's it's a broken system. Honestly.

 

Misha  1:07:56

animation and music was the one who suggested music Give it like? Yeah, I

 

Tyler  1:08:01

was thinking somewhere around Christmas.

 

Misha  1:08:03

Carol got a six for story. Yeah, lucky one. This is the only movie that we've covered so far. That has gotten a one for story. Yeah, well,

 

Tyler  1:08:15

it's gotta be a first for everything. So, gang, thank you so so so much for listening and, and sticking with us till the end. Not that not the funnest episode maybe for some people, but I

 

Misha  1:08:28

do have something to say. Okay, a fan of the show. Dave said that the podcast is way better than the movies. Pretty good. That's quite nice. So while isn't that nice? Because some of the movies have been good. Yeah. Yeah, yes. Some of the movies. Yeah, I Goofy Movie Bambi. Alice in Wonderland, A Bug's Life. I mean, I still think Beauty and the Beast is good, even though it didn't get the best score in the world. No.

 

Tyler  1:09:01

I'm totally and

 

Misha  1:09:03

listen, if it's a pass or fail grade, it got a pass. Yeah,

 

Tyler  1:09:08

I know. That doesn't mean I have to like it. But that's very kind. Those words are kind. And yeah, and thank you so much for listening. Everybody get

 

Misha  1:09:17

a shout out on the air. Hit us up on twitter or instagram at much a boo pod

 

Tyler  1:09:23

or you can email us at [email protected]. And leave us a review. Let us know what you think what what you think and yeah, until next time, and only if

 

Misha  1:09:35

you like it. Yeah.

 

Tyler  1:09:36

Don't give us a beefer I mean, if you if you think it's trash, just tell someone like just trick someone does a private email. Yeah, or trick someone else into listening to it. No,

 

Misha  1:09:47

don't even bother. Go fuck yourself. All right. Okay, what else into listening? I like that. Yeah, you know what if you don't like this podcast, tell everybody about it. And At the end and the end.

 

Tyler  1:10:03

Thanks so much until next time as our journey in the horrible labyrinth continues with cars two and three. Bye everybody. Bye